Stephen king drinking game nostalgia critic

In which case, take all the time you need for that story! There are no wrong choices there. NC vo : Our four psychic friends meet up yearly in their cabin in the woods to I don't know. I don't get camping. Pete: In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing and then going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak, and brush their goddamn teeth.

NC vo : Speaking of libraries of cliches, they establish that everybody's mind has a memory warehouse. Honestly, not a bad idea, especially for a story about mind control. It even has a spot for recycled sepia tone memories.

We see a flashback of the four guys as kids walking around and finding stuff on the floor. Editor's note: I'm gonna refer to the kids as "Kid 1" and "Kid 2" since I don't know which kids are which.

If someone does know, I'd allow an edit. NC vo; as Kid 3 : Season 4. Casey Kasem was still Shaggy, before the dark times of the Scrappy Years. NC vo : They see a mentally disabled boy named Douglas, or as he says, Duddits, being beaten up by bullies.

NC: feeling uncomfortable Call me crazy, I just don't like seeing scenes of kids named Douglas getting beaten up. NC: Okay, this isn't a debate over a new bill. It's bullies being bullies! Why is this taking so long? Malcolm: Critic, we've peed our pants. The camera constantly shows Malcolm's and Tamara's peed pants as dramatic sounds are heard. NC is completely unamused Isn't that mostly terrifying and kind of humorous? NC vo : For some reason, they try to give him one-liners that clearly wouldn't catch on, but they try to hammer in anyway.

That's kind of embarrassing. Beaver: various scenes Fuck me, Freddy. NC vo : Meanwhile, the other two Henry and Pete nearly crash into a lady who's sitting in the middle of the road.

NC: Oh, sorry. I have shotgun arm syndrome. Moves his arm as jump scare noises play out Can't help it. Beaver and Jonesy are shown witnessing various animals walking in the woods, before a helicopter appears. NC vo; as the pilot : Yeah, we can totally hear you. You are smart. Normal But it looks like their hunter pal is sicker than they realized. NC vo : I mean, you'd have a stronger argument if you pointed out Flintstones were a modern Stone Age family, but nevertheless, strong words.

The two break through the bathroom door to find the room covered in blood and the man sitting in the toilet, dead. NC vo; as Jonesy : Whoa! Meet George Jetson! Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats! DuckTales , whoo-hoo! Beaver: All right, that's enough, feller! Snap out of it! Pushes the dead man, causing him to fall down, revealing his fatal wound from his butt, which is censored by a hot dog buns bag image Oh, my God!

NC vo : So there seems to be an awful monster they can't flush down What could be under there to scare him so much? NC: Oh, of course! Future squeakquels. NC vo; as Alvin : Come on, Dave!

Think of all the genres we can do with pun titles! A rap musical called "Chip-Hop"! A religious film called "Holy Chip"! And, of course, the Halloween special, "Scared Chipless"! We're coming for you, Dave!

The chip must flow! NC vo : So while the chip-weasel seems under control, he, no joke, lets them out because he wanted his toothpick. Beaver slowly rises up from the toilet seat to correct the position of his toothpicks on the floor. NC sighs Are you frigging kidding me?! NC: Oh, my God! If I let go of this trigger, a bomb will explode!

Notices the tissue box on the table You know, this could be a little bit more symmetrical. Puts the remote down to move the tissue box. An explosion erupts. NC vo : But it gets even sillier. Now that the monster's out, it leads to some pretty goofy stuff, like fighting him off with a toilet brush, Beaver fights the weasel with a toilet brush cutting his hand off and looking only slightly annoyed by it, The weasel cuts Beaver's fingers off and even a 90s crotch shot. The groin hit scene is replayed, with Marv's high-pitched scream from the scene where Marv gets a tarantula on his face dubbed over Beaver's scream.

The beaver eventually kills Beaver. I don't know, 5? We cut to Morgan Freeman's character, Colonel Curtis Meanwhile, we're introduced to two albino caterpillars with Morgan Freeman's face attached, who points out that these alien creatures who infect the human body and have their young burst out in bloody ways sounds a bit familiar.

NC: as Curtis See what I did there? That immediately doesn't make it a rip-off. I learned my crap from the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie. NC vo : Yeah, Freeman plays a guy who really knows his shit, like making his soldiers give scout's honor Curtis shoots the fingers off of one of the soldiers , only to shoot their fingers off NC vo Curtis: various scenes They've never picked terrain like this before.

NC vo : Oh, God. You know what this all leads to? Cut to another scene with Curtis that will be described again later At one point, Freeman tries to shoot our hero, and he fails. NC vo : It's like dedicating a half hour of Snow White to talk about image of Nobody gives a shit! You fall off a cliff!

Why are we stuck with this dueling pair of Doctor Wiley Mustaches?! NC vo : But the lady from before also has an alien shit out her ass I'm sorry, King, it'll always be funny Pete: while drunk He's so goddamned good. I can't believe he's a human. Cut to a scene from earlier I knew you would. Pete throws away an empty bottle, which lands on the head of a weasel monster hiding in the snow. NC vo, as a weasel : Ow! NC vo, as Pete, high-pitched voice Oh, my God!

Why do these things always go for the twins?! I'll never sing baritone again! I'll show you! I'll give you deep-fried pubic hair! Pete lands on a campfire and cries out in pain, but, after a second, he gets up and takes a burning log out of it.

NC vo : The correct response is unzip your fly and crawl around in the snow like video clip of NC vo : Not that it matters, though, as the possessed body of Jonesy is about to meet up with him. How do we know he's possessed? Jonesy, possessed by Mr. Gray, sharply turns to his right, smiling, with a dramatic sting.

Then he turns to his left, also with a sting. Does this Stephen King adaptation still hold up? Find out now! We've made fun of him long enough, it's time to check out the best Stephen King stories that made the best movie adaptations. Is your pick on the list? Killer cats AND killer corn? It's Stephen king alright! The other team has to drink if you can correctly identify the Vivaldi movement playing over the voting footage.

There's one with involving sightings of the late Senator Ted Kennedy D-MA caught napping, eye-rolling or wheezing on camera, with convoluted rules as to what each player must do. Live-Action TV. An episode of Frasier started with Martin and his sons realizing they are all fans of Antiques Roadshow , so they then watch it together, taking shots whenever someone says "veneer". Frasier comments "Next week, we gotta pick a different word!

By the time he's finished explaining, Adam has pounded most of his pieces, and drunkenly says "chessmate. Ted has a Superbowl drinking game, though as Barney puts it: "It's not a game if you drink any time anything happens. One episode shows that morning show host Robin Scherbatsky is very popular among students in Ted's class, but only because they have a drinking game going where they take a shot every time she says "But, um It gets worse when Bob ends up having a discussion with another cast member about said drinking game in the player's hearing.

Since you can't discuss "Hi Bob" without saying "Hi Bob" In the vice presidential debate sketch, Sarah Palin Tina Fey indicates that she's aware that there's a drinking game of her saying the word "Maverick.

Phrases to watch out for: "How hard can it be? Drink triggers included 'McCain makes war veteran face' and anyone mentioning Main Street. The official Colbert Report drinking game, as proposed in an early episode , is "Take one drink every time Stephen criticizes America.

He never does. Stay sober and vigilant. On the 30 Rock episode "Klaus and Greta", the writing staff plays the Today Show drinking game which involves taking a shot every time they give a dumb travel tip. When the titular Science Dude points out that Hodgins is a bit older than his usual audience, Hodgins reveals that back in college, he and his friends would watch the show and take a drink every time Jude said his Catchphrase —" Amazing!

In the Mystery Science Theater episode riffing on the film Outlaw of Gor , Servo suggests drinking every time the annoying sidekick says Cabot's name; according to IMDB, the name is said fifty-five times throughout the entire movie, mostly by the sidekick. In an episode of Storage Wars , one of the pickers says that she and her husband have a drinking game, taking a shot for every time the auctioneer's wife says "Folks. Survivor : Back from the Outback had a really good one. Just prior to a commercial break, Jenna Lewis groused about Elisabeth's tears, "It's like a drinking game!

Jenna said she was annoyed by this, probably forgetting the fact that she was prone to crying fits herself. That Mitchell and Webb Look demonstrates why this isn't always a good idea: David Mitchell : I can't help but feel that the company wouldn't need to seek a merger "Wahey! Pappy's Flatshare Slamdown has one that works in series 3 episode 4 alone. Matthew: Any time you hear a pun, drink [ Any time you hear the title of a Beatles song, you have to drink.

The Brewing Network 's drunk of the week award, which usually involved contestants giving their drinking resume, telling them what they act like when drunk or encouraging stupid behavior. This was dropped as a regular contest for about a year, as taking the calls and deciding a winner became a chore to do. It has been replaced by people competing for the prize by leaving funny voicemail messages while drunk.

Triggers included drinking when someone praises Olivia's beauty, whenever there's Ho Yay , when someone takes a drink onstage, and whenever there's a coded Shakespearean reference to the vagina. Video Games. During the Alpha Protocol PAX presentation , the guys of Obsidian Entertainment have a drinking game based on the word "Choice" due to their presentation being about the aversion of and titled But Thou Must!

The word Choice proceeds to come up multiple times due to both the presentation itself and the guys just trying to get the others drunk. In the Scottish television gaming programme Consolevania , the presenters Rab and Ryan invented the Shenmue Drinking Game , where you must take a drink every time Ryo Hazuki says 'I see', at any point in the games.

In the programme it ends up with Rab pished after one drink "fuckin' lightweight, always has been" and Ryan with his trousers down trying to get a taxi in Glasgow. Web Animation. He tells him to drink every time Chet sees the dreaded Red Ring of Death. Even though Chet drinks non-stop, he hardly lasts 15 minutes. Zero Punctuation featured one for Yahtzee's critique of Brink. He told the viewers to take a drink every time he mentioned Team Fortress 2 in the review.

Web Comics. Tycho once killed himself doing a Prince of Persia drinking game. Gabe and Tycho also once came up with a Devil May Cry drinking game. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal has this drinking game Ansem Retort : Zexion decides to play one when they find Xemnas, taking a drink every time he gives a long winded exposition Later: Xemnas: Do you have any idea what will happen should Sora die?